61penn: I don’t take myself seriously, it’s the only thing that I do seriously.
grrrlscout: Donald Glover could get the business.
Find what you love and let it kill you.– Charles Bukowski (via piiss)
AND I didn't feed the dog and my dad did. STICKIN...
Mom: Can you go downstairs and feed the dog?
Me: But isn't dad down there?
Mom: Yeah, but he's tired.
Me: Yeah, but he's like 10 feet away from the dog food.
Mom: HUFF PUFF
berlitz: do you ever feel like you like someone a lot more than they like you and then start to feel like you’re just annoying them because while you always want to talk to them they probably don’t always want to talk to you and it stresses you out a lot and then you just start to feel really depressed about it this might make me a twelve year old girl but fuck it.
grrrlscout: i like to layer my clothes a lot and summers in the south take that away from me
Your parents don’t want what is best for you. They want what is good for you,...– “What They Don’t Tell You At Graduation” via the WSJ (via nicetrybro)
The Extinction of the Dodo